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IRAN: 'MISSILE BLAST NEAR NUKE PLANT'
Samstag:
We interrupt this flame war to bring you this important news flash:
Iran explosion linked to dam construction work
We will continue to keep you informed each time we hear new idle speculation or wild ideas pulled out of our @$$es and will not let any lack of facts get in the way of good hard journalism!
ChadTower:
I know what caused it.
Fat <<CENSORED BY SAINT AGAIN WHO IS GETTING TIRED OF HAVING TO DO SO>>> Kennedy is over there digging for ideas for new ways to slander people on the Senate floor. The Grim Reaper finally catches him and his Fat <Censored> Head explodes. It was mistaken for a missle because it flew past several news buildings making a "CHAPPAQUIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" sound, though once identified it clearly exonerated the US since Fat <Censored> Head Kennedy hasn't been American in 20 years.
mr.Curmudgeon:
ChadTower and Teddy Kennedy...sittin' in a tree....K.I.S.S..I...N..G. :P
ChadTower:
I have yet to see a tree in MA that could support the weight of Fat Effin Head's fat effin head.
DrewKaree: