I may take you up on that, thanks.
Ran the board on the bench for most of the day with the logic probe and didn't find anything stuck.
Haven't found any broken traces (working backwards from the harness, through the resistor ladder, through the latches, etc.) or cold solder joints.
Haven't made a damned bit of progress.
On the plus side, I did get my MultiJamma working again today (water damage to CP, controls, PS ... apparently not boards, though).
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