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Quotable Quotes
locash:
How about this one?
"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
-- P.J. O'Rourke
DrewKaree:
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
DYNAGOD:
the only way to start a new life is...to kill the old one
DrewKaree:
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ...'Wow! What a ride!'"
"I'm known to locate certain things from time to time."
-Red (Morgan Freeman) Shawshank Redemption.
Id rather die like a man, than live like a coward
A coward dies a thousand deaths; A soldier dies but once
The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams
My Mama used to tell me if u can't find somethin to live for, you best find somethin to die for
Americans are under the assumption that they are 20 years ahead of the British but it is a matter of actual verifiable fact that they are 8 hours behind
I am specialized on hacking female systems. Once I got root, I keep on logging in and out until the system admin returns.
If knowlege is power than to be unknown is to be unconquerable.
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
You and I both know that there is a n00b out there somewhere who could start a fire with a cup of water and a Q-tip.
The one that describes me:
I know you said you understood it, but i just feel like typing ;D
and prolly the one I've found that I like the most so far
"Get busy living or get busy dying."
DrewKaree:
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember: half the people you know are below average.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
All generalizations are false
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional of the ability to reach it.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy -
When planets do it we say they are orbiting.
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
It may be that your sole purpose is to serve as a warning to others.
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Wrong numbers are never busy.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the
right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students.
A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Two's company, Three's an orgy.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a
boat and drink beer all day.
An 18 year old man forgets to close his fly, an 80 year old man forgets to open it.
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If four of your friends are
OK, then you're the one.