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Employee Evaluation
DrewKaree:
Works well, but only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This employee is not so much of a has-been -- more of a definite won't-be.
Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee should go far -- and the sooner he starts the better.
A room temperature IQ.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A prime candidate for natural deselection :-[
One neuron short of a synapse.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
Matt, GoC:
Do you post stuff like this just to get your count up or what? What the hell are you talking about???
DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: Matt, GoC on November 26, 2004, 12:50:37 pm ---Do you post stuff like this just to get your count up or what? What the hell are you talking about???
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Do you post exasperated replies just to get YOUR count up, or what? Does it bug you that you can't seem to understand what this is? Evidently so, because you took the time to fire off a response.
Here's a hint.
Them's jokes, son. Perhaps you've heard of them. Obviously your sense of humor has become severely underutilized, perhaps even some atrophy there....take it out for a walk once in a while. Your outlook on life will improve, along with your smile. Take it easy at first. Your face just may crack from the shock of going from a scowl to a grimace.
Shape D.:
--- Quote from: Matt, GoC on November 26, 2004, 12:50:37 pm ---Do you post stuff like this just to get your count up or what?
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I know i do.
Shape D.:
but is that really so bad?