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an 'american' joke (no, not dubya!)
danny_galaga:
sorry, couldn't help myself ;D
An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
i n a cafe, when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started
up a conversation.
The American snapped the gum in his mouth and said, "Do you Australian
folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed at being
bothered during his breakfast and replied, "Yes, of course we do!"
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia."
The American had a smirk on his face, the Australian listened in
silence.
The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?"
Sighing, the Australian replied, "Yes."
Cracking the gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In
the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam, and sell it to Australia."
The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"
The Yank smiled and said, "Yeah, of course we do."
The Australian leant closer to him and asked, "What do you do with the
condoms once you've used them?"
"We throw them away of course," replied the American.
"We don't. In Australia, we put them in containers, recycle them, melt
them down and transform them into chewing gum and sell them to the
States, that's why it's called "Wrigley's".
Floyd10:
hahahahahahhahahahaha ;D ;D
Magnet_Eye:
thats a funny one...of course you can substitute "american" and "australian" for anyone you want to. ;)
thanks for picking on me. ::)
danny_galaga:
--- Quote from: Magnet_Eye on November 24, 2004, 06:39:02 am ---thats a funny one...of course you can substitute "american" and "australian" for anyone you want to.
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Bones:
except that a lot of us aussies think of yanks as loud, grinning gum chewers