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Just really irked right now
brihoo2k:
I like to tell them that it was a mistake that their mom didnt swallow
Zakk:
As I understand it, "disfellowshipped" happens when the pack boots you out for some horrible deed. Like allowing a blood transfusion for a dying child, or some such stuff. A former JW person told me that trick, and about 7 months after I moved into this house two of them came to the door with their smiles and their wonderful watchtower magazines, and I figured "what the hell" and told them we had been disfellowshipped. They turned heel without a word and left, and in the 7 years I've lived here we haven't had another one come by. Not one. Pretty sweet solution if you ask me.
True story, I can't make stuff that good up! :)
mahuti:
i.e. a woman might get disfellowshipped for sleeping with her pastor.
Edgedamage:
I always find if you give them a look like you will drink their blood they will leave you alone.