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Mr. Dude:

Congratulations man!  My word of advice is to make sure your future wife is calm and happy at this point in time... if she's happy you'll be happy! ;D  

abrannan:


--- Quote from: JoyMonkey on November 03, 2004, 03:37:08 pm ---

So whose got the encouraging words of advice for me? What am I supposed to be doing this close to the wedding? I'm sure there's something I should be doing...

 :o :-X ;D

WTF?

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Do the things I forgot to do.  Eat & sleep.  My wife went back home to prepare for the wedding a week in advance, leaving me to finish moving our stuff into a new apartment, while being two months into a new job.  I lost 7 pounds that week from stress.


hulkster:

well in all seriousness.....do you have your honeymoon stuff planned?  plane tix, reservations for the resort (or wherever you are staying), if you are going out of the country make sure you have your passport or CERTIFIED copy of your birth cert. (not a copy).  just start going over preparations for after the wedding.  i mean, odds are she will know what to do for the actual wedding day, but after that she'll be all tired and want to leave everything else up to you!  so be prepared and dont suck.

Crazy Cooter:


--- Quote from: GGKoul on November 03, 2004, 03:43:18 pm ---
In my case, the sex is better when your married.  ;D


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That's because someone else is finally in the room with you.
HAHAHAHA.  You left yourself open on that one.

GGKoul:


--- Quote from: whammoed on November 03, 2004, 03:38:32 pm ---Should be looking forward to your bachelor party. 8)

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Here's my Bachelor Party story.

- Buddy's picked my up and took me out to Silicone Steakhouse..  ;)
- Arrived at the party around 8pm and said HI to everyone there.  Cause I knew I wouldn't be able to do it afterwards.
- Had a computer tied to my leg as my ball-and-chain for the evening
- Had a few shots of some Greek Brandy
- Went up, said a speech.. and that's all I remember...

Woke up in the morning and I felt fine.  I spoke to my buddy and I told him "I feel fine and I don't remember acting a fool or being sick."  Thats when he started laughing and said... "I threw up around 10 times and had to get carried home"  They worse part was that they had a video of the whole night.  Which is good, because I don't remember a thing...

And here's what kinds of friends I have... whenever I fell, they started counting to 10... as if I was a boxer and was knockedout.  But I kept getting up...  ;D

Maybe one day I'll send the video to America's Most Funniest Videos... I'll probably win the $10,000.



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