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It's the end of the world as I know it...
tep0583:
--- Quote from: JoyMonkey on November 03, 2004, 03:37:08 pm ---No, this isn't about the election. As it turns out, I'm getting married in about a week's time :o
I'm havin a big WTF day today. The Bush re-eleciton had me freaking out, then I remembered that I should really be freaking out about the wedding. BIG WTF!
So whose got the encouraging words of advice for me? What am I supposed to be doing this close to the wedding? I'm sure there's something I should be doing...
:o :-X ;D
WTF?
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Oh, sweet Jesus, no!
Warn a guy next time. I though this WAS a political thread, not a declaration of pure evil!
Run for the nearest border, arm yourself, and DO NOT ANSWER THE PHONE! It's your only chance!
(yeah, I was married....once)
Seriously, though, it might be too late, but you might want to check into her family's mental history. (My doctor told me that one, and he was serious) There's nothing like being married to a psycho to ruin the whole experience for you.
Barring any mental issues, just enjoy you last week of freedom. Double check all of your plans. Standard stuff.
Oh, and good luck, hopfully you won't need it.
GGKoul:
Pre-nup? ;D
RacerX:
You have my sympathy, JoyMonkey. I don't know why you were worried about the outcome of the election. You're about to install your own personal dictator.
Enjoy. :P
Just kidding. ;)
Congrats, and enjoy the wedding festivities!
SeaMonkey:
If it is the right one, then your life will be a blessing from the wedding day forward.
I love my wife very much, and she enriches my life every day.
May your happiness and joy be as deep as mine.
DrewKaree:
Never forget you're the man. If she doesn't want to listen to you, show her where the door is - she probably thought "I do" was the password and she's now a member of the club - set her straight from the get go and you won't ever have problems with her in the future. Memorize this phrase - it'll serve you well in your many happy years of marriage - Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
;D
Ok, back to reality - perfect the art of butt smooching, and realize you WILL get yelled at on your wedding day for something by someone - it's your fault, after all, everyone wouldn't be there if you hadn't said anything ;D
Don't be afraid to open your mouth, even if you know it will piss her off - years down the road, when you explode in a rage because "you always do _____" she won't have a clue that it bugged the snot out of you....open your mouth, and open it often, it's the best defense against divorce. I PROMISE you she won't be shy about opening hers!
Congrats....may it be everything you hope it to be, and a whole lot more.