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Kerry Wins with 77% of the vote
DrewKaree:
you also forgot -
His feet smell, he picks his nose, and his mother dressed him funny.
Grasshopper:
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Drew, I see your 'liberal' dog is doing his bit for the Kerry campaign by spraying home made fertiliser on the Kerry/Edwards sign. Presumably he's hoping it will grow into a great big Kerry/Edwards sign tree just in time for Kerry to run for his second term in 2008!
DrewKaree:
I see your knowledge of fertilizers is sorely lacking. Being full of fertilizer (crap ;D ) knowledge, I'll help you out. If the dog were taking a DUMP on that sign, your premise would be correct. As he is urinating on it, he is working to kill the grass and all that grows out of it - thereby killing off Kerry Edwards, whoever she is.
Ya know, if I gotta explain YOUR jokes to you, it makes it harder for me to be funny.....I'll press on, fighting the good fight. :P
Grasshopper:
--- Quote from: DrewKaree on November 02, 2004, 06:53:11 pm ---I see your knowledge of fertilizers is sorely lacking. Being full of fertilizer (crap ;D ) knowledge, I'll help you out. If the dog were taking a DUMP on that sign, your premise would be correct. As he is urinating on it, he is working to kill the grass and all that grows out of it - thereby killing off Kerry Edwards, whoever she is.
Ya know, if I gotta explain YOUR jokes to you, it makes it harder for me to be funny.....I'll press on, fighting the good fight. :P
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Well as it happens liberal dogs are so intelligent and virtuous that they urinate eau de cologne. And it's been scientifically proven that Kerry signs thrive on that stuff.
I can even provide links if you need them!
DrewKaree:
--- Quote from: Grasshopper on November 02, 2004, 07:10:09 pm ---I can even provide links if you need them!
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Now THAT I'd like to see!
Also, you failed to notice that it's a Conservative dog. You can tell because it's got balls ;) ;D