Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?!
http://www.gorenight.com/movies/aod/data/shopsmart.mp3Actually, here's the bootleg scripts. Pretty much a different ending, and a few added scenes.
http://www.krug.org/scripts/armyofdarkness.htmlThe ending sucks compared to the final release though. I have both the final and directors cut. Funny, the menu for the director's cut is in dolby digital:) I just need to pick up the bootleg off amazon.com to have all three versions.
Man, I have to dig my DVDs out, I haven't seen that movie in awhile. Might have to change my saying! Maybe to "Hey! Wait a minute! Everything's cool. I said the words. I did! *" or "Well hello Mr. Fancy-pants. I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and $hit... and Jack left town"