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1 reason not to vote for John Kerry
MasTequila:
I will be voting for John Kerry, come to the Boston area and you are welcome to try to kick me in my large hard-as-steel genitals and while your at it start yelling about dubya and see how you are recieved oh and also why don't you say you love the Yankees and hate the Red Sox. Then we see who gets kicked in the genitals. ;)
~Mas
gap:
Are you kidding? Of *course* we should all vote for Kerry.
He's promised to cut taxes for 99% of Americans while cutting the deficit in half. Anyone that can do that deserves our vote.
hulkster:
hmmm....its a good thought, but i have a better one. how about instead of kicking the voters in the nuts, you go kick john kerry in the nuts (if they havent already shriveled away) so that way while he is the hospital, he wont be able to make his rounds of the nation....and only retards will vote for him then.
fredster:
Instead of kicking them in the nuts, you could just have a small child throw a baseball at their nuts and film it.
That way you could put it on America's Funniest Videos and make money while you do it.
It's a win win situation.
DarkKobold:
It's time that we all invested in a John Kerry innagural Jock strap.
I'll be ready Chad, I'll be ready....