What a shock. The hypocritical coward drops the "it's all jokes" facade after he gets a taste of his own medicine, and makes a desperate attempt to employ reason, but is too dense to realize that neither reason, nor the very definitions of the words he's using, are on his side.
We're just talking about arcade games here. It's OK to concede a little point once in a while. The sun will still shine, I promise. And you won't have to make such a fool of yourself.
For the humor-impaired, yes, this is just more of the fraternal ribbing we all love around here. And neph, please don't misconstrue this as a warning that the Pope knows where you live.