I went to dinner tonight.
Sam adam's rep was there.
She was hot of course and talked me into holding a giant beer stein full of liquid that looked like beer out in front of me as long as I can.
just needed to beat 3.2 seconds. (the bar champion)
made it to 3.5 seconds.
my arm may fall off while I sleep.
but I got a gigantic clay sam adams 2019 beer stein with a tin flip top and a normal human sized 16 oz sam adams mug.
for free.
then I looked on the sam adams site.
some meta-human held one up for 19 mins.
some woman went 7 mins. WTF?!?!?
i'm just glad i got a bunch of sissy's where i live cause like nice free stuff.