Dude. Bad news and worse news!!!
Bad News:I'm older than everyone who has mentioned a date. I thought you guys were the old farts?
Worse news. Much MUCH WORSE news!!!My Playboy birth date cover of Nov, 1967: Sandra Bernhard.
I frickin kid you not! No wonder my love life is ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. This is so unfair. Maybe Penthouse will show me some love.
Sorry to do this, but you
will look at this hahahahaaaa!!!