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Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« on: June 18, 2017, 06:32:04 pm »
I'll start.  The only stupid thing my dog does is chew on my downspouts.  I thought it was chipmunks / squirrels getting in the gutter but I blocked both ends with screens.  Who knows.  Does anybody else have something stupid your dog does that makes absolutely no sense?

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 09:41:21 pm »
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2017, 03:31:30 am »
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P

Our Shih Tzu (aka dumb ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---) used to do this too. We were told if we sprinkled this fairy dust on her food it would make he poo taste bad. I guess I didn't realize poo tasted good?? Anyways, the stuff didn't help but she eventually grew out of this nasty habit. Only upside to this issue is you never have to pooper-scooper your yard.
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2017, 06:01:50 am »
My ---smurfette--- eats ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- to.
Apparently its a sign they are broody, though I generally find it disgusting!

They do lots of weird ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- though !



Also they both like playing water pistol :)

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2017, 08:12:44 am »
Also they both like playing water pistol :)

HA!  My pixer does that.  My wife can't water the flowers without being interrupted by the dog.  My pixer also has a weird smile.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2017, 09:09:09 am »
My dogs love love love to piss on my grill covers... I hate it! It sucks putting those damn things back on the grill after a long day of BBQ only to end up smelling like piss.  :hissy:


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2017, 01:39:49 pm »
My dog steals my shoe to sleep with in his bed. Doesn't chew it or anything just lays next to it. I figure if that's the worst of it, I go a good dog!


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 05:10:27 pm »
I spent yesterday afternoon steam cleaning my bedroom because my friend's dog ran in there and pissed on everything. 

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.  I didn't speak to them for six months afterwards.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2017, 05:35:45 am »

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.

 :dunno

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2017, 01:18:01 pm »

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2017, 05:03:28 pm »
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2017, 06:42:43 pm »
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:



This seems appropriate....

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2017, 11:46:38 am »
I think you can make a dog head with all the shapes.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2017, 12:05:59 pm »
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2017, 01:01:35 pm »
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...



All I'm seeing is Ark doing this:

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2017, 03:11:41 pm »

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2017, 07:17:29 pm »



Ha!  :applaud:

Nope.  Come on guys it is not that hard, figure it out.   ;)

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2017, 10:53:42 pm »
tan·gent
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noun
1.
a straight line or plane that touches a curve or curved surface at a point, but if extended does not cross it at that point.
2.
a completely different line of thought or action.
"he quickly went off on a tangent about wrestling"
adjective
1.
(of a line or plane) touching, but not intersecting, a curve or curved surface.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2017, 10:55:57 am »



What do you call a dead parrot?

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2017, 12:51:24 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

A colorful corpse?
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2017, 03:03:36 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

Finally!   :applaud:
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2017, 03:19:57 pm »
Womp womp.


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2017, 12:47:23 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

You can call it whatever you want... I'm pretty sure it won't answer anymore.