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Author Topic: Stupid Things My Dog Does....  (Read 959 times)

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Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« on: June 18, 2017, 06:32:04 pm »
I'll start.  The only stupid thing my dog does is chew on my downspouts.  I thought it was chipmunks / squirrels getting in the gutter but I blocked both ends with screens.  Who knows.  Does anybody else have something stupid your dog does that makes absolutely no sense?

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2017, 09:41:21 pm »
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2017, 03:31:30 am »
She eats her own ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. :P

Our Shih Tzu (aka dumb ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---) used to do this too. We were told if we sprinkled this fairy dust on her food it would make he poo taste bad. I guess I didn't realize poo tasted good?? Anyways, the stuff didn't help but she eventually grew out of this nasty habit. Only upside to this issue is you never have to pooper-scooper your yard.
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2017, 06:01:50 am »
My ---smurfette--- eats ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- to.
Apparently its a sign they are broody, though I generally find it disgusting!

They do lots of weird ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- though !



Also they both like playing water pistol :)

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2017, 08:12:44 am »
Also they both like playing water pistol :)

HA!  My pixer does that.  My wife can't water the flowers without being interrupted by the dog.  My pixer also has a weird smile.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2017, 09:09:09 am »
My dogs love love love to piss on my grill covers... I hate it! It sucks putting those damn things back on the grill after a long day of BBQ only to end up smelling like piss.  :hissy:


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2017, 01:39:49 pm »
My dog steals my shoe to sleep with in his bed. Doesn't chew it or anything just lays next to it. I figure if that's the worst of it, I go a good dog!


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2017, 05:10:27 pm »
I spent yesterday afternoon steam cleaning my bedroom because my friend's dog ran in there and pissed on everything. 

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.  I didn't speak to them for six months afterwards.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2017, 05:35:45 am »

Couple years ago, my parent's dog killed my parrot.

 :dunno

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2017, 01:18:01 pm »

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2017, 05:03:28 pm »
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2017, 06:42:43 pm »
Nope you have to figure it out.  What I will let slip, it is a riddle of sorts.  Face palm when you figure it out.

Here is a hint:



This seems appropriate....

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2017, 11:46:38 am »
I think you can make a dog head with all the shapes.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2017, 12:05:59 pm »
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2017, 01:01:35 pm »
Hmm... all I'm seeing is this...



All I'm seeing is Ark doing this:

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2017, 03:11:41 pm »

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2017, 07:17:29 pm »



Ha!  :applaud:

Nope.  Come on guys it is not that hard, figure it out.   ;)

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2017, 10:53:42 pm »
tan·gent
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1.
a straight line or plane that touches a curve or curved surface at a point, but if extended does not cross it at that point.
2.
a completely different line of thought or action.
"he quickly went off on a tangent about wrestling"
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(of a line or plane) touching, but not intersecting, a curve or curved surface.

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2017, 10:55:57 am »



What do you call a dead parrot?

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2017, 12:51:24 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

A colorful corpse?
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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2017, 03:03:36 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

Finally!   :applaud:
"I really do feel pity for those who go out of their way to perform a personal slight, than taking the effort in joining the conversation and creating some useful dialogue which would benefit the persons' perusal of this topic.  Yet where would we be without the persistant antagonist?"

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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2017, 03:19:57 pm »
Womp womp.


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Re: Stupid Things My Dog Does....
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2017, 12:47:23 pm »



What do you call a dead parrot?

You can call it whatever you want... I'm pretty sure it won't answer anymore.

  
 

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