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| Le Chuck:
Guy throws a party and a few friends play some drunken double dribble. Announce that this is the coolest contraption in the world. Guy swells with pride. Made his friends happy for 3.4 minutes. Friends made him happy for a few days. Building it made him happy for weeks. Hell, he probably was chuffed as ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- when he got the CP together. Perhaps he has two kids close in age who are just coming into their own on gaming. Think they care what it looks like? It plays a shitload of games that are unfamiliar to them. Sure, they quarter feed and get bored after a minute on a game but there are literally hundreds of decent games on it and those minutes add up into hours and memories. Who gives a flying ---fudgesicle--- if its "ugly" a lot of happiness can be generated by an "ugly" cab. I built a pedestal shaped like a tree with a face holding a stone tablet. It is weird and doesn't go with any decor. It's made of foam and bondo. The guy I built it for still texts me drunk when he's playing with his brother in law or the kid across the street to tell me how tits it is. I wouldn't have that thing in my house for all the tea in china. Whilst I still stand by my parable of Cyrano's nose, I will add that sometimes a dick will do just fine. |
| Le Chuck:
--- Quote from: Le Chuck on December 29, 2016, 07:33:05 am ---sometimes a dick will do just fine. --- End quote --- Can that be my new quote? |
| Malenko:
Talking in circles, the new BYOAC. Non-Member less than half asses a cab and tries to sell it for $3,000 and gets defended. Member of BYOAC tells an OP something to make his cab more playable, gets told to STFU and let the guy build his project the way he wants. And yet we wonder why the site is dying. The RAID not getting fixed for over a month was the slashing of the wrists, the safe space whining is just the bleeding out. |
| Le Chuck:
--- Quote from: Malenko on December 29, 2016, 09:18:01 am ---Non-Member less than half asses a cab and tries to sell it for $3,000 and gets defended. --- End quote --- Does anybody buy those $3000 monstrosities? Am I to feel bad for rube or mad at the shill if both walk away happy? |
| Malenko:
--- Quote from: Le Chuck on December 29, 2016, 09:34:06 am ---Does anybody buy those $3000 monstrosities? Am I to feel bad for rube or mad at the shill if both walk away happy? --- End quote --- Is that question existential or rhetorical? If neither and you are legitimately asking I say both. Shill then builds more garbage in hopes of more rubes. The rube is happy, until they find out they over paid by a country mile or until something stops working due to poor construction. Now you have a witty rejoinder and we continue our circular conversation. |
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