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| pbj:
I'm pretty sure my wife and I narrowly avoided being gang raped by bisexual swingers last night. I'm not sure which one of us got touched more. That flamboyant guy in the custom made half unbuttoned shirt that's down to party at the bar and sure likes stroking your back and squeezing your arm? His friends show up and they're just like him. When it got down to, "what's it going to take to get you to come with me to this little private club down the block...." = GTFO. NOW. |
| pbj:
Pork brisket. Cheap. Huge. I'm intrigued, so I buy it. Turns out when they destroy ribs by making them St. Louis style, they've got to do SOMETHING with the good part they lopped off. So they creatively bundle them and sell it to idiots like me. Ho hum. I'll be eating this while the Cowboys lose. |
| BadMouth:
--- Quote from: Vigo on September 29, 2015, 04:37:35 pm --- --- Quote from: BadMouth on September 29, 2015, 03:32:32 pm ---I was informed today that my bosses have sold the company and new owners are taking over next month. Not sure if I'm chuffed or anti-chuffed since I hate my job anyway. I'd always hoped they'd just close up shop and I could collect unemployment for a while. --- End quote --- Hope your goes better than mine, brother! My days at work have been nothing but filled with disaster lately. --- End quote --- Boss gave me a stack of employment papers to fill out for the new owners and then left for the day....W4, citizenship verification, etc. So I'm supposed to have these filled out by tomorrow, but I don't even know the name of the company I am now employed by?!?. ::) I'll go along with it until they put a non-compete clause or anything else I'm not going to sign in front of me. As far as I'm concerned, if the company I was working for last week doesn't exist anymore than the non-compete clause they have on file is null. |
| Vigo:
If I lived by you, I would buy you a drink, brother! :cheers: Don't expect the circus to end anytime soon. My boss just put in his notice last week, so if I don't get fired as part of the fallout, I won't have a department or a boss. It will be an interesting situation how it will play out, because my office doesn't have authority to assign me to a new department, and the buyers don't have any experience in my realm of work, and they mostly don't even acknowledge that I exist. I could very easily end up like Milton from Office Space. |
| yotsuya:
--- Quote from: Vigo on October 06, 2015, 02:53:14 pm ---If I lived by you, I would buy you a drink, brother! :cheers: Don't expect the circus to end anytime soon. My boss just put in his notice last week, so if I don't get fired as part of the fallout, I won't have a department or a boss. It will be an interesting situation how it will play out, because my office doesn't have authority to assign me to a new department, and the buyers don't have any experience in my realm of work, and they mostly don't even acknowledge that I exist. I could very easily end up like Milton from Office Space. --- End quote --- |
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