Canadian American, don't like to get up, in the morning, so they do it really slow...
Wait a minute... Wrong song...
Canadian American, we go to french class, learn to speak french fluently, then move to the west coast and find the majority is Asians who don't speak french...
Canadian American, we like football, but change the rules of football, to make it easier to score points for no good reasons...
Canadian American, we like drinking beers, claim our beers are better, but make fun of Americans for drinking Budweiser, when Budweiser tastes exactly like Molson Canadian...
Canadian American, we like hockey, want to be hockey players, but we become professionals to move to Anaheim for the beaches and warm weather...
Canadian American, get free health care, but not really free, and wait months for important surgery's, but can't wait that long so we cross the border and pay American doctors to get it quicker...
ok that's all I got.
(I still think the line: "Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school, and take spanish and get a B." is the most hilarious verse of that song)