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| yotsuya:
Oh, & I just picked up a brand-new bezel for Ms Pac-Man, along with a marquee that has great color on it, with just enough scratches and defects to give it an authentic air. |
| Vigo:
All I got to say is that i do like to have ---my bottom--- robotically washed. They got this stuff all the time on my wife's side of the pond. They get really fancy with features like sphincter homing sensors, programmable massage jets, pre-warmed seats, touchless air dry and hurricane jets to ass blast you clean for times when a spackle knife would work better than toilet paper. The only important feature go get is a heated water rinse with a continuous on mode. Crank that puppy on before you start your dump and never have a hard BM again. I equate it to a woman having a water birth for her child, a little something to help with the flow. |
| Slippyblade:
--- Quote from: Vigo on July 13, 2015, 06:24:02 pm ---...hurricane jets to ass blast you clean for times when a spackle knife would work better than toilet paper --- End quote --- Oh god, the visual! It burns!!!! |
| HaRuMaN:
Back on topic, just picked this up today... Sent from my LGLS740 using Tapatalk |
| pbj:
--- Quote from: yotsuya on July 13, 2015, 05:19:52 pm ---Damn it, now I can't stop thinking about ass washing toilets. I still have one more bathroom to redo... --- End quote --- Just go to the neighborhood pool in your loosest trunks and adjust the pant leg in front of a water jet when no one is looking. Feels good, man. |
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