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The worst thing that can happen to you in a video game

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Vigo:

Sorry, have not been able to take that freakin' dragon seriously since the Homestar days.



and the quest for the ring dragon looked like a sneezing dinosaur.



I totally call scariest bad guy in an old videogame. It was the SS in the original (2D) wolfenstein. I could be happily picking locks on boxes, opening doors, donning a nazi uniform to fool the grunt level guards, planning out the strategy to take out a couple ignorant Nazis....and nothing but eerie silence. Then out of no where an SS Pops in the room swearing at you in german and in a panic you run into the wall and collapse. Only seconds before he reaches you and you manage to get up, unload most your bullets on him only to have every shot fail from the bullet proof vest he is wearing. ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---! Even more panicked, and out of bullets, you sprint past the clueless guards and clear into the next room. Blast the last two bullets at the guard that appears right in front of you. Out of some stroke of luck, the only other guard around is ignorantly watching some random corner and is out of sight. You find a narrow hallway to duck down at the same time the SS enters the room and start hunting your ass down like he is some invincible terminator, and you find you just ran down a corridor with a locked door. With precious few seconds left, you try the keys you took off of a dead nazi, fumbling around, you come to the conclusion that you are too scared and out of time to get the keys to work. With only a few seconds left, you pray you have a grenade on you, Yes! One grenade! You reach in, and throw your grenade in his unthinkable face right as he rounds the corner. Then, the very moment you see victory over the dreaded SS, you realize you are too close to the blast radius and blew up yourself in the process. Screen goes to gray, you're dead. 
:angry:



(And nobody bring up the fact that the SS is some handless guy in purple footie pajamas. He is super scary you guys.)

lilshawn:

How about wandering around in final fantasy doing nothing in particular at 4 am...half asleep...the music...is all quiet.. in...cave...you start dozing off...and...you're still walking...then SCRANG! RANDOM FIGHT EVENT!



 :dizzy:

michelevit:

Your friends ridicule you because  of your dedicated Pause button.
They hit the dedicated ESC button you approach a high score.


PL1:


--- Quote from: michelevit on June 14, 2013, 06:35:41 pm ---Your friends ridicule you because  of your dedicated Pause button.
They hit the dedicated ESC button you approach a high score.

--- End quote ---

Sounds autobiographical.

That kind of trauma could explain his obsessive anti-pause-button rants in this thread.    >:D

Seek professional help, dude.  :laugh2:


Scott

Gray_Area:

Ah, lewis.......


@Vigo: and he still looks probably the baddest ass of anything short of Colecovision.

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