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Worst US Theater released movies ever made… 80’s and up

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Ond:

--- Quote from: Vigo on April 09, 2012, 05:57:34 pm ---Bridge to Terebithia.

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That's 2 now, do we think alike?,  I enjoyed the 5th Element and hated Terebithia.  Supposedly it was an OK book, but it should have stayed just that, a book. 

I don't think I've ever actually walked out of any movie,  the most 'wrong' I ever got it was taking a new girlfriend to a sensitive love story with plenty of nakedness....but with only males in the lead roles, now I'm not gay nor homophobic but BLOODY HELL   :puke    :laugh2:   I can't recall the title, maybe the therapy has blocked it out.  Rotten Tomatoes is my indispensable pre-movie strategy!

SavannahLion:
I avoided mentioning Batman and robin because, quite honestly, I can't remember jack ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- from that movie. All the previous versions kind of become a foggy memory after the Joker reboot. If only he lived.

Where the Wild Things Are. Jesus, I actually forgot about this one. My kids sit through a lot of crap but this one they actually asked me to get rid of. Mind you, they're 4 and 2 so they still like Barney.

Happy Feet I tolerated. I think there's a fan edit somewhere that attempts to thin out the annoying political angle. I'd rather not waste time watching again it though.

I'm surprised someone mentioned Jurassic Park III. Would've thought JPII was worse.

Bridesmaids. One of the very few films I got up and left on. I must be tired as Hell if I forgot this one. Oddly, my wife grew to like this one but keeps falling asleep at the cookie scene. Same scene I got up and left on.

My wife reminded me of two others. Hell Boy and Underworld. I bought both on the recomendation of someone and I find they're outrageously lame. The movies too. I'd sell the movies off but I can't figure out where they are. I don't know what it is about them and I honestly can't see the appeal.

Malenko:
I love Bio-Dome and I'm not even a pothead.

How are we defining bad? ,bad directing (if so everything Michael Bay ever),bad premise, bad acting?

Worst Overall:
Blair Witch Project, my buddy wouldn't let me get up and leave the theater. He kept saying "I heard good things, it'll get better". It didnt.

Worst Sequel:
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain  I forgot how ---smurfy--- this movie was until my nephews wanted to watch it a few weeks ago. Worst part? Its not the worst Hulk Hogan movie

Worst Hulk Hogan move:
Tie: all of them. Kidding, no Holds Barred was passable but if you wanna torture someone get Suburban Commando, Santa with Muscles, and Mr.Nanny. For good measure finish them off with the entire series of Thunder in Paradise.

I hate everything Tyler Perry, and most "Black Comedies" By Black Comedies I dont mean great flicks like Fargo, "Very,very,very bad things" and Four Rooms, I mean steaming turds like "Who's Your Caddy?" and "Roscoe's house of Chicken and Waffles"   However, Black Dynamite is epically awesome and is everything that is right with movies.

I also hate pretty much EVERY parody movie after the naked guns (even 33 and 1/3 is kinda meh). Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, heck even Airplane II .

I've listed too many as it is.


Ginsu Victim:

--- Quote from: Malenko on April 10, 2012, 08:03:02 am ---I hate everything Tyler Perry, and most "Black Comedies" By Black Comedies I dont mean great flicks like Fargo, "Very,very,very bad things" and Four Rooms, I mean steaming turds like "Who's Your Caddy?" and "Roscoe's house of Chicken and Waffles"   However, Black Dynamite is epically awesome and is everything that is right with movies.

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You at least like the first Friday movie, right?

Zero_Hour:
Boxing Helena. 1993

It's the film so bad that Kim Bassinger backed out of the movie, and lost millions for breach of contract after doing so doing so. It pretty much bankrupted her. If you've seen the film, I'm sure you'd agree that it was money well spent.

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