Titanic. Blech. They're re-releasing this one in 3D too. Possibly the most overrated movie ever. The so called "love story" is stupid, thanks to terrible acting and writing. Everything after the ship hits the iceberg should have been great, but it's ruined by the whole love story motif.
Pearl Harbor. Again, a movie about a historic event that really should have been good, but they have to stick a love story in there. I have nothing against love stories per se, but when it's in the wrong movie with the wrong actors, it's painful and embarrassing to watch. Look, make a stupid ass love story with pretty boy actors or make a war/historical movie. Don't try to do both at once.
Armageddon. Do I even need to explain why? Just a bunch of noise with a stupid plot and silly acting.
Worst Movies ever made? I think not good sir.
If we're talking "worst movies ever made" in a strict literal sense, these are far from it of course, but my criteria is basically if it's a mainstream movie that seems like it should be great and it falls as flat as these ones did, it's a contender for worst movie ever. I don't count stuff like Bio-Dome because they're not even really trying to make a good movie and you pretty much know what it's gonna be like going in. I also don't count non-mainstream stuff simply because it would kill the conversation for most people including me - most of the truly horrid stuff is obscure and forgotten because it's so bad.
Super Mario Bros...(1993)
WTF was Dennis Hopper smoking?
I was 11 when this came out and I was pretty psyched about it, and of course it ended up being a huge disappointment. And yeah, even as kid I remember thinking something like, "Dennis Hopper is in this? What the ---fudgesicle---, did he lose some crazy bet or something?"
However, when I saw it again years later I actually kind of liked it. I think if you ignore the fact that they totally puked on the source material and just treat it as a sort of cheesy B movie, it works on that level.
A.I.
Yep, another contender for sure. If you describe the basic plot to someone and that it's Spielberg, it sounds like it should be great, but it really sucked.
Worst Overall:
Blair Witch Project, my buddy wouldn't let me get up and leave the theater. He kept saying "I heard good things, it'll get better". It didnt.
Oh man, somehow I forgot about Blair Witch Project.
I don't think I even made it to the 30 minute mark on that one. That's my winner (loser?) right there...that for me has gotta be the worst piece of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- to ever be shown in a public movie theater.
I also hate pretty much EVERY parody movie after the naked guns (even 33 and 1/3 is kinda meh). Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck, heck even Airplane II .
I think the reason the Naked Gun movies worked so well is that they are really more pastiche than parody. Pastiche done well is funnier than just straight parody. The problem with Epic Movie, Disaster Movie et al, is that they seem to think simply referencing a recent popular movie is funny. I never saw it, but I think Date Movie had a guy who looked like Napolean Dynamite saying, "Don't vote for Pedro". How is that funny? It's not.
As for the Star Wars prequels, I've always maintained that they're really not that bad, but I'm not a huge Star Wars fanboy either. I think a lot of people were hoping if not expecting that these would be as good as the original trilogy which of course they never could be. I came to them with very low expectations and thus was not disappointed. Phantom Menace and Clones are easily the two weakest of the six, but they have parts that are quite enjoyable, while Revenge of the Sith is actually very good IMO, almost on par with Jedi.
Man, I'm glad I don't go to the movies with any of you guys.
I avoid ---smurfy--- movies by not going to see them in the first place.
This. It's usually so easy to tell these days when a movie is going to be ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---. It's one of the reasons I don't go to the movies that much anymore - most of them just aren't that good. When I was a teen I'd watch 5+ movies a month (mostly via video rentals) because I had tons of free time to burn and it wasn't as easy to find out beforehand if something sucked without the internet. But these days I just can't be bothered unless something looks pretty good, and sometimes even then I don't bother.