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Ya gotta change the summer air... and other left handed advice
Turvey:
"Go down to the paint shop and get some tartan paint" was one I've heard :D
Le Chuck:
Compass oil, left handed wrench, non conductive cardboard, ball-peen hammer and a kevlar with engineer tape makes you an official armor inspector, and stripped paint... and my personal favorite ever from this very site:
"Dude, your CP buttons don't line up and it looks like updahg"
Nephasth:
As a mechanic, I would tell people:
"Have you checked your blinker fluid?"
"It's gotta be the muffler bearings."
Changed the spark plugs on a coworker of the old lady's SUV. When I was done, she asked if I was able to find anything else wrong. I told her that her Flux Capacitor was on it's way out and I haven't seen one of those around since the mid 80s. Oh man, that was a good one.
For you welders, a lead man of mine once had one of our not so smart assemblers running around the whole manufacturing facility asking people for 80 degree temp sticks. This was in Dallas during 100 degree days... :laugh2: Best part is, everyone he asked played along.
Hoopz:
I ask for left handed monkey wrenches or sky hooks. Keeps em busy for hours.
wp34:
Order me that Yoke from Ram Controls would you?
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