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Ya gotta change the summer air... and other left handed advice

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Fordman:
I once worked on an old girlfriend's car and told her her 710 cap was on upside down. She asked where she could get a new one, told her at the auto parts store where they sell left handed brooms.

Howard_Casto:
When I work on computers and people keep pestering me about what caused the problem (even though you sometimes can't determine the cause)  I always tell em it's a "1 D 10 T"  error.     :burgerking:  Learned that one from when I used to work at my college. 

Snipe hunts are big around here.  You have to send your kids out into the woods with a pillow case to catch some snipes at least once.



PBJ: 

I know you were making a joke, but there might be a grain of truth to that.    Genetic sampling has confirmed that we are ALL of African descent... it wouldn't be too far of a leap to think that most plants and animals could be as well.  ;)

BadMouth:
When I worked in a grocery store as a kid, I saw another kid holding a bucket upside down over the mop sink and running hot water.
We asked him what he was doing.  His boss in the meat dept had told him to go get a bucket of steam.

My cousin had his wife conviced for years that deer climb trees and that's where you look for them when you go hunting.  :lol

Le Chuck:

--- Quote from: BadMouth on January 27, 2012, 10:03:51 am ---When I worked in a grocery store as a kid, I saw another kid holding a bucket upside down over the mop sink and running hot water.
We asked him what he was doing.  His boss in the meat dept had told him to go get a bucket of steam.

My cousin had his wife conviced for years that deer climb trees and that's where you look for them when you go hunting.  :lol

--- End quote ---

That's why you need the deer stand, so you are on the level to tell the difference between horns and branches  ;D

stu33:
When I worked at a grocery store while going through college, we always used to send new people to all the departments looking for either elbow grease or shelf stretchers.  All the department (deli/meat/bakery/produce/seafood) people would play along.  We could string kids along for an hour sometimes sending them all over the store.

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