I can preview his next post for you:
"I put the thing together and fired up the machine and prepared my magic fingers to go to work. I started briskly tapping away at the buttons. Nothing happened. I began to worry, did I forget to turn off the screen saver and did the machine go to sleep? Have I violated some sort of end user agreement? Then, all of a sudden the machine sprang to life, the speakers started pouring out waves of pulse pounding sound, then the monitor exploded and smoke started pouring out of it as I stood there firmly gripping my joystick"