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My grill has been violated
elkameleon:
--- Quote ---You got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel?
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+1
Vigo:
--- Quote from: Rando on June 02, 2011, 11:59:38 am ---This is an awful and horrible thread.
But I feel for you man. When I read the title I assumed an animal or something got in there. I've had bats in my outside umbrella and expect one in my grill at some point.
but for someone to USE your grill without your permission, that's harsh. My grill has doors that I could padlock which contain the tank. I'm guessing you don't? Maybe disconect/remove the hose/valve to prevent them from being able to fire it up? Remove the ignition system? Hook up a camera (even a fake one) and put a sign in the grill that says they're being filmed if the grill is opened?
As for the mishandlng of your wife's hose (???) do you have a cutoff inside the house that you could switch off until she needs to use it? Could get one installed not too expensively most likely?
As for Hot Dogs, kids like 'em, which is good cause they don't appreciate good meat anyways. For something to try, get some Omaha Steak dogs. Really big and tasty. Otherwise go for the beer bratwurst, yummy.
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Thanks, Rando! My grill does not have a lock unfortunately. As for the hose, my house has some older steel pluming in that area; no cutoff. It's on my "to do" list to update that section of plumbing, but it was low on my list. Maybe I need to escalate that job up a bit. I know the person who used to live there just removed the valve handle completely. that might be a temporary solution. I am also thinking of hooking up my infrared webcam out my window to record any grill abuse in action.
Vigo:
--- Quote from: elkameleon on June 02, 2011, 10:55:38 am ---Where the hell do you live?! I think it's time to move. This all reminds me of the movie The 'Burbs. :lol
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--- Quote from: Mikezilla on June 02, 2011, 12:22:00 pm ---Seriously, I havent laughed this hard at a thread in a long time, Vigo, Malenko, you guys are hilarious. I also love the Christmas story reference Vigo. Family teabagging!!? :laugh2:
In all seriousness though, you need to move man. You got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel? :lol
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Thanks guys! I am actually planning on moving as soon as I have a new job lined up. I'm in Downtown St. Paul. Big enough downtown to have shady folk around everywhere, but small enough that we really don't have worry about anything too serious, just wierd ass creepers about.
At least The 'Burbs had Tom Hanks from back when he was funny. My only funny neighbor is the guy who goes up and down the street talking to himself all day. To anyone he sees he will inevitably shout "Shut the ---fudgesicle--- up, Cracker!" regardless of the person's race, and regardless of the fact that they didn't ever say anything.
We also have a very obese woman panhandler with a shaved head who will run up to you screaming "I'm a lady! I'm a lady!" Then asks for $6.50 for transport to a homeless shelter. I then point out that there is a shelter 2 blocks away and she goes on some story about how they abuse her there since she is, in her own words, a "sexy homeless person". :puke She owns her own place down the street, and she is too damn fat to be homeless or needy. She is also the most unattractive person in a 3 mile radius.
elkameleon:
HAHA! I'm from just north of Mankato, but my grandmother lived in St. Paul for years, I saw all kinds of crazy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- when I visited her that you don't normally see down here, and she treated it like it was everyday stuff!
Vigo:
I knew you were from MN from other posts, just didn't know how close you were. :cheers: Yeah, St. Paul is filled with all sorts of crazy. The first night we stayed at our house, a police chase had ended in our front lawn. Over 12 cop cars and the police spilling up the curb and into my lawn. I was a pretty big deal too, because they were on my lawn for hours afterward. I didn't think I would be hosting a party that quickly. ::)
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