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elkameleon:
Where the hell do you live?! I think it's time to move. This all reminds me of the movie The 'Burbs. :lol

Hoopz:

--- Quote from: Vigo on June 02, 2011, 10:46:44 am ---I am thankful I have cloroxed the grill right away. Teabagging wasn't on my mind until now, the notion of my grill being teabagged just gives me the hibbily jibbilies.  :scared Thanks, guys.

I checked my shed over, and thankfully it has not been violated. Most anything of value is too heavy to move or needs a key anyway. (If anyone is interested in a Vendo soda vending machine that needs some repairs, Let me know. I think it's was a 768 or something similiar.)


Anyway, since I doubt many people would need my hose if they don't live nearby...I am pretty sure it is the Bumpuses that moved next door just a week ago on the other side of my house. They have a million dogs/cats/children/birds/foul smells/sleeveless beer stained t-shirts.I thought the wife was a man for the first couple days since she had a mullet, epic grizzle and a voice that sounded of James Earl Jones with a mouth filled with rusty nails. They don't have a grill either. I now have my prime suspects, and yes, the dude seems like the kind that would teabag a grill. Then have his children line up and teabag it as well. A family teabagging.

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Would it be a bad time to bring up that they may have jacked off on the grill grate?  I can think of a lot of bad things that they did to it.   >:D

Donkbaca:
That would explain the hose, tehy jacked off on the gated and then used the hose to keep their hands from getting sticky...

Rando:
This is an awful and horrible thread.

But I feel for you man.  When I read the title I assumed an animal or something got in there.  I've had bats in my outside umbrella and expect one in my grill at some point.

but for someone to USE your grill without your permission, that's harsh. My grill has doors that I could padlock which contain the tank.  I'm guessing you don't? Maybe disconect/remove the hose/valve to prevent them from being able to fire it up?  Remove the ignition system?  Hook up a camera (even a fake one) and put a sign in the grill that says they're being filmed if the grill is opened?

As for the mishandlng of your wife's hose (???) do you have a cutoff inside the house that you could switch off until she needs to use it?  Could get one installed not too expensively most likely?

As for Hot Dogs, kids like 'em, which is good cause they don't appreciate good meat anyways.  For something to try, get some Omaha Steak dogs.  Really big and tasty.  Otherwise go for the beer bratwurst, yummy. 

Mikezilla:
Seriously, I havent laughed this hard at a thread in a long time, Vigo, Malenko, you guys are hilarious. I also love the Christmas story reference Vigo. Family teabagging!!?   :laugh2:

In all seriousness though, you need to move man. You got the Klopeks living next door. Anyone drive some garbage out to the street at night and beat the hell out of it with a shovel?  :lol

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