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UncleMame:
Vigo,

Look on the bright side:

Having another man's weiner in your Grill......Sad, but livable

Having another man's weiner in your Girl......Too much to deal with.....


But then again, he did touch your hose.....Ugghggghgghhghg(Shivering sound from The Simpsons.....)

P.S.  I swear when I first saw the Post I thought it said "My Girl has been violated"  :laugh2:

DNA Dan:

--- Quote from: chopps on June 01, 2011, 07:05:11 pm ---
--- Quote from: Malenko on June 01, 2011, 06:40:14 pm ---I bet he teabagged the handle.

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hahah  :applaud:



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ROFL!!!! Vigo, you might want to go smell the handle just for good measure.

Gray_Area:

--- Quote from: Howard_Casto on May 31, 2011, 07:45:10 pm ---Just for the record.... "My Grill has Been Violated" can mean something completely different, and I was worried until I actually read the post.  ;)

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Really? Given the place, I thought the cooking version was most likely, and it was the only one that came to mind.

Donkbaca:
Did you chuck the hose on the shed?


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Vigo:
I am thankful I have cloroxed the grill right away. Teabagging wasn't on my mind until now, the notion of my grill being teabagged just gives me the hibbily jibbilies.  :scared Thanks, guys.

I checked my shed over, and thankfully it has not been violated. Most anything of value is too heavy to move or needs a key anyway. (If anyone is interested in a Vendo soda vending machine that needs some repairs, Let me know. I think it's was a 768 or something similiar.)


Anyway, since I doubt many people would need my hose if they don't live nearby...I am pretty sure it is the Bumpuses that moved next door just a week ago on the other side of my house. They have a million dogs/cats/children/birds/foul smells/sleeveless beer stained t-shirts.I thought the wife was a man for the first couple days since she had a mullet, epic grizzle and a voice that sounded of James Earl Jones with a mouth filled with rusty nails. They don't have a grill either. I now have my prime suspects, and yes, the dude seems like the kind that would teabag a grill. Then have his children line up and teabag it as well. A family teabagging.

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