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Mikezilla:

--- Quote from: Vigo on June 01, 2011, 12:39:08 pm ---
--- Quote from: Mikezilla on June 01, 2011, 12:21:24 pm ---Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Vigo, I mean, that sucks and all, but I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading your posts. People at work were looking at me.  :laugh2:

Thats true though what PBJ said. Why would a vagrant leave a perfectly cooked weiner sitting on the grill after he covered it up? And Hoopz what the hell? Hot Dogs on the grill are awesome. I fired my weber up this weekend and char grilled some nathans hot dogs to perfection. The flames lightly kissed their casings.

Mine is in the backyard though, and I have a german shepard. Plus I live in a decent neighborhood, and everyone on the block knows I have a a nice little knife and gun collection.  ;D

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Haha, it sounds like you are also discerning about your hot dogs. I do appreciate hot dogs of the real meat quality. I was being generous with my oscar meyer assessment. I think it might more in likely been a "Bar S" or a [shudder] "Fun Dog"  :scared

I think I better build up a gun and knife collection as well. I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.


--- Quote from: Donkbaca on June 01, 2011, 12:25:13 pm ---Now if it was a chorizo in your grill, well that would be a HUGE violation, nobody plays hide the chorizo with another man's grill.  I say get a battery powered siren, wire to a microswitch that is NC and rig up an alarm for that thing!


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Yeah, I found the Chorizo....I was not hoping to find it there. Other people's grills are definitely out of bounds. I think a siren sounds like a great idea. Biometric scan to disable and time synchronized passcode.

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Bar S!?!? Say it isnt so!!!  :puke Yes, your first gun is a big decision. I got a ruger p91 9mm as my first. Very nice.  ;D

Mikezilla:

--- Quote ---Ya'll's some tube steak haters.  Get some dietz & watson cased wieners from the deli case.  My current fave cased dog. 

@mikezilla, I like the more spiced northern style dogs like Nathan's and Sabrett, but to me the skinless (and not grilled) are the way to go with these. 


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Hey TopJimy, I have never tried the Dietz and Watson wieners before. Ill have to try that. I am also a big fan of grilling brats after boiling them in beer and onions. I forget the name but costco has some real good ones. Never tried Sabrett, but ill have to look for em and give em a try.

Vigo:
Damn, I should have photo-documented the cursed wiener of fate. I whipped the thing at my neighbors back yard. Not that I think they did it, but I really don't like those guys. Nobody in the neighborhood likes them. They ripped down my fence when I was away. They also were digging without a permit and flooded the neighborhood with natural gas when they broke a main. They eat babies. They have a neglected dog in their yard that I thought would appreciate that wiener anyway.

Unfortunately, I was unable to throw straight from pure disgust, and the wiener got stuck on the eave of my shed.

Donkbaca:
I guess you could have also gone the Badmouth route and mamed it, like he did that ping pong table he found...

TopJimmyCooks:

--- Quote from: Donkbaca on June 01, 2011, 01:32:33 pm ---I guess you could have also gone the Badmouth route and mamed it, like he did that ping pong table he found...


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If you mame it, gotta name it.

"Mechanically Separated Pig Lips CADE"
"Ping of Dog CADE"



--- Quote from: Mikezilla on June 01, 2011, 12:21:24 pm ---
I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.

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First gun for fun:  12 gauge shotgun like a remington 870, or mossberg/other cheaper equivalent.  Especially if you are near a shooting club with skeet and trap ranges. 

First gun for home defense:  Small frame 38 special revolver, loaded, in a gun safe in your nightstand. 

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