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Donkbaca:
Now if it was a chorizo in your grill, well that would be a HUGE violation, nobody plays hide the chorizo with another man's grill.  I say get a battery powered siren, wire to a microswitch that is NC and rig up an alarm for that thing!

Vigo:

--- Quote from: Mikezilla on June 01, 2011, 12:21:24 pm ---Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Vigo, I mean, that sucks and all, but I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading your posts. People at work were looking at me.  :laugh2:

Thats true though what PBJ said. Why would a vagrant leave a perfectly cooked weiner sitting on the grill after he covered it up? And Hoopz what the hell? Hot Dogs on the grill are awesome. I fired my weber up this weekend and char grilled some nathans hot dogs to perfection. The flames lightly kissed their casings.

Mine is in the backyard though, and I have a german shepard. Plus I live in a decent neighborhood, and everyone on the block knows I have a a nice little knife and gun collection.  ;D

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Haha, it sounds like you are also discerning about your hot dogs. I do appreciate hot dogs of the real meat quality. I was being generous with my oscar meyer assessment. I think it might more in likely been a "Bar S" or a [shudder] "Fun Dog"  :scared

I think I better build up a gun and knife collection as well. I have been going back and forth on what I want to get for my first gun. It's a big decision to make.


--- Quote from: Donkbaca on June 01, 2011, 12:25:13 pm ---Now if it was a chorizo in your grill, well that would be a HUGE violation, nobody plays hide the chorizo with another man's grill.  I say get a battery powered siren, wire to a microswitch that is NC and rig up an alarm for that thing!


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Yeah, I found the Chorizo....I was not hoping to find it there. Other people's grills are definitely out of bounds. I think a siren sounds like a great idea. Biometric scan to disable and time synchronized passcode.



RayB:
Find yourself a small "hazardous whatever" sign and place it on the grill. Maybe some red tape on the propane tank knob. Should make a person think twice.

Maybe something like this, or a radioactive warning.

TopJimmyCooks:
Ya'll's some tube steak haters.  Get some dietz & watson cased wieners from the deli case.  My current fave cased dog.  

@mikezilla, I like the more spiced northern style dogs like Nathan's and Sabrett, but to me the skinless (and not grilled) are the way to go with these.  

My all time best dog of all time:  1 lb packages of chicken, yes chicken, hot dogs in the generic black on white package from Giant grocery stores in the DC area.  haven't had them available for years.  Note, this memory may be tainted by the fact that I was in college and pretty damn hungry at the time.  
 . . . ..

Vigo, I suggest clorox wipes.   A whole package of them.  Then run the grill with all four burners all the way up, until you reach 600 degrees for an hour.  then, turn around 3 times, sprinkle holy water and resume grilling.

Donkbaca:
I say you take a picture of the weiner and post the following the telephone poles in your neighborhood.

FOUND

1 piece of ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- meat stick on my personal property.  If this belongs to you, you are an ---uvula---.  I hope you enjoy your herpes.


I just threw that last one in there.  Everbody hates herpes.

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