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Hoopz:

--- Quote from: SavannahLion on June 01, 2011, 11:00:31 am ---
--- Quote from: pinballjim on June 01, 2011, 10:45:09 am ---No transient or homeless person would leave any meat on your grill.

Someone's just messing with you.


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I wasn't even aware Oscar Meyer wieners qualified as meat.

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They don't.  Any grill is immediately violated when hot dogs go on 'em. 

Donkbaca:
Maybe it was a gift from the weiner fairy

yotsuya:
Sounds like someone's playing Hide the Wiener with your grill.

Mikezilla:
Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- Vigo, I mean, that sucks and all, but I couldnt stop laughing when I was reading your posts. People at work were looking at me.  :laugh2:

Thats true though what PBJ said. Why would a vagrant leave a perfectly cooked weiner sitting on the grill after he covered it up? And Hoopz what the hell? Hot Dogs on the grill are awesome. I fired my weber up this weekend and char grilled some nathans hot dogs to perfection. The flames lightly kissed their casings.

Mine is in the backyard though, and I have a german shepard. Plus I live in a decent neighborhood, and everyone on the block knows I have a a nice little knife and gun collection.  ;D

Vigo:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on June 01, 2011, 11:55:08 am ---All I know is that if I had a neighbor as certifiably weird and anal about his grill as some of you appear to be, 100% guaranteed I'm sneaking a hot dog onto it when he leaves for work.

 ;D

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Maybe down in Tejas, where grilling is a statewide event, you are OK with the idea of communal grilling. I'll admit, we can't all be as progressive thinking as the Texans. I have seen grandmothers and small children sharing a grill down there. 

Where I come from, the grill is a special sanctum for the gustatory system, a revered holy ground of flavor perfected. Each Grillmaster is the one person entrusted to perform these duties. To defile this tradition would be high crime along the lines of messing up fonzie's hair, serving James Bond a stirred martini or thinking Kiss is better with their make-up off.

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