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My grill has been violated
Vigo:
Thanks for the support guys. I am now storing all my grill accessories in my house, and have been popping my head out the door to check on my grill quite often. In seriousness, this whole grill ordeal has been bugging my quite a bit, even more than when my car was broken into. There is something about a man's grill that is sacred.
--- Quote from: Donkbaca on May 31, 2011, 07:01:32 pm ---What type of grill? Wood? Charcoal? NG? Propane? Built in! Dammit Vigo! The people want ANSWERS!
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I have a gas grill. It might not be the most impressive gill on the block, but I have put a lot of love into it. Bed of lava rock, with the perfect blend of meat juices dripped over them to keep anything I cook very flavorful. Of course, I feel the lava rock is now tainted with inferior juices. I think I will have to start over again with new lava rock. If I had a charcoal grill still, I don't think I would be as upset, they tend to be more forgiving with their bountiful charcoal flavors.
--- Quote from: Howard_Casto on May 31, 2011, 07:45:10 pm ---Just for the record.... "My Grill has Been Violated" can mean something completely different, and I was worried until I actually read the post. ;)
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I, erm....yeah. I that line sounded better in my mind. I can see how that can be taken wrong. I am very thankful that my grill has not been violated in that sense. :o
--- Quote from: Donkbaca on May 31, 2011, 07:37:12 pm ---I was a little let down that it was just a weiner, I was hoping he would have discovered a homeless person sleeping in the grill
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Well, I'm sure you would feel the same way as I do if someone slapped their wiener on your grill.
Wait....that one doesn't sound right either. I think I need to work on how I phrase things. :scared
Donkbaca:
I suggest you get a big dog. It will scare away the rogue wieners, or in the alternate, gobble up the left overs so they don't bother you
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Thenasty:
--- Quote from: Vigo on May 31, 2011, 05:11:31 pm ---Maybe I shouldn't have locked my grill up.
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Locks are to keep honest people away :P
Vigo:
--- Quote from: Donkbaca on June 01, 2011, 12:00:04 am ---I suggest you get a big dog. It will scare away the rogue wieners, or in the alternate, gobble up the left overs so they don't bother you
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Haha, I got a dog. I don't let him near the grill when I am cooking. He sees the hot juices and oils that drip out the bottom of my grill and tries to catch them on his tongue. :banghead:
SavannahLion:
--- Quote from: pinballjim on June 01, 2011, 10:45:09 am ---No transient or homeless person would leave any meat on your grill.
Someone's just messing with you.
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I wasn't even aware Oscar Meyer wieners qualified as meat.
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