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scofthe7seas:
I'm just saying, show me a worse arcade game. Let's see it.
SavannahLion:

--- Quote from: scofthe7seas on May 23, 2011, 11:29:09 pm ---I'm just saying, show me a worse arcade game. Let's see it.

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Well since Urotsukidōji was never released in the 'cades (AFAIK) and I heard it sucks ass anyways I guess I have my work cut out for me.

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is rather questionable. If you do a Google search for more images, it appears that there are variations in the game and, for some damn strange reason, pictures of guys jamming a giant plastic finger up the erm... arcade's ass. Which leads one to wonder... what else are people jamming up there? And does one honestly want to know?

I swear I saw an Illusion game in an adult store once, but after reading being lost on their website, it doesn't appear they've ever created an arcade cab. I'm a little mystified by that but I'm sure I can figure out who made it.

I'm out of time so I'll get back to you on that.
SavannahLion:

--- Quote from: SavannahLion on May 23, 2011, 11:21:51 pm ---As for "discussing" the game, I'll locate the files and fire it up but I doubt there's much to discuss.

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Oh, I did find the file set and fired it up. I must have some settings wrong because the game fires up with two inverted mirror images on either side of the monitor. A cocktail setting?

No matter, the game sucks. And the 8-bit porn is even worse than the gif porn.  ::)
scofthe7seas:
It's the game as a whole that must be taken in! From the tiny hint of a dangling pixel penis, to the semi-controlled "climax" involved in the rapes, to the way the ridiculous man suddenly looks suave (with some kind of a pimp hat?!) in the "cut scenes".
Getting "maximum" points on a lady makes her say "No!"
It's just a very wrong game. I mean.. it's kind of a fun game. But wrong.
SavannahLion:

--- Quote from: scofthe7seas on May 24, 2011, 01:06:29 am ---It's the game as a whole that must be taken in! From the tiny hint of a dangling pixel penis, to the semi-controlled "climax" involved in the rapes, to the way the ridiculous man suddenly looks suave (with some kind of a pimp hat?!) in the "cut scenes".
Getting "maximum" points on a lady makes her say "No!"
It's just a very wrong game. I mean.. it's kind of a fun game. But wrong.

--- End quote ---

Yeah, I would have made it differently. Instead of a fat pervert with a three pixel penis I would have opted for something a little more intimidating.

I would hardly classify the scenes as rape but more the fantasy of a lonely fat ---uvula---. Where's the knife? The torn bra and the impossible to remove Italian jeans?

The game scenes are disjointed. Like it was developed by two different people who were only told the game s about sex and not much else.

Arguing about how wrong this game is is like arguing about how wrong Death Race is. The games by Illusion beats the pants off this game the same way games like Carmageddon beats Death Race.
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