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Donkbaca:
Actually, that's a complete lie, I'm not a cell phone store manager but hey my real name isn't donkbaca either. That's what the internets are for, really.

Its like when me and my buddies were in our early 20's we got fake business cards made up to get into fancy bars and impress chicks.  Mine said "Joe Bruckheimer - Dolphin Trainer".  Told people that Jerry Bruckheimer was my dad, and that luckily, because he was so wealthy, I could pursue my childhood dream and become a dolphin trainer.  Nobody knows what Jerry Bruckheimer looks like, or how old he is, so for all they knew, he WAS my dad.  Nothing makes chicks melt faster then saying you work with Dolphins, except for maybe if you worked with Dolphins AND your dad was some sort of billionaire Hollywood type.  Its amazing what people will believe if its printed on a nice business card.  It was a pretty sweet set up,you meet some crazy broads.  One time  I met this one chick that kept pissing the bed and bothered me about letting her move in with me.....

Ond:
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Donkbaca:
Feel free to steal my business card idea. Maybe I should name my next cab the dolphin trainer and send my old business cards to Ray B

Vigo:

--- Quote from: Donkbaca on April 13, 2011, 11:30:01 pm ---Feel free to steal my business card idea. Maybe I should name my next cab the dolphin trainer and send my old business cards to Ray B

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:laugh2:  :laugh2: I don't know, Ray might be conscientious that dolphin training could be considered dorky.

Mikezilla:

--- Quote from: Donkbaca on April 13, 2011, 09:10:41 pm ---  One time  I met this one chick that kept pissing the bed and bothered me about letting her move in with me.....

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Yes, she is hot. Cmon now, she HAS to be!!!

Holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- that was great. Good form Donk.  :notworthy: :lol :cheers:

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