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Sooo...How are you supposed to act when your girlfriend...
ChadTower:
--- Quote from: DaOld Man on October 27, 2010, 06:25:17 pm ---If you do wind up marrying her, just tell her that bed wetting really turns you on... it will immediately stop.
(Only works AFTER marriage, and may take up to a year to activate.)
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Best... post... ever*
*this week
Mikezilla:
haha thanks for all the advice guys. Good stuff for sure. :lol We have been dating a year, and this is the first time, so hopefully it doesnt happen again. If it does, well... :dunno Of course it has to be my house when she does it too. I should make her buy me some plastic sheets just in case. :laugh2:
ChadTower:
Look at the dry side. Now you have full license to wet your bed at any time and she'll think it was her. And any time you want some leverage all you have to do is pour some water on the mattress.
Mikezilla:
--- Quote from: ChadTower on October 29, 2010, 01:07:16 pm ---
Look at the dry side. Now you have full license to wet your bed at any time and she'll think it was her. And any time you want some leverage all you have to do is pour some water on the mattress.
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The "dry side"? :laugh2: I actually laughed out loud at that, and people at work are now looking at me. Thanks! :P
garwil:
I wouldn't sweat it dude. If it happens more than once take her to a doctor but other than that it's just one of those things.
True Story: I was on a nice romantic walk in the woods with my girlfriend when I thought I could get away with a sneaky fart. Unfortunately the fart was followed by enough diarrhoea to soak through my jeans. She took the piss out of me for weeks but found it more funny than anything else. She's a keeper!
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