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Hoopz:

--- Quote from: pinballjim on October 27, 2010, 04:20:27 pm ---Not only were my rates unaffected, I never even saw a bill for that ER trip where they checked my nuts in front of my wife's friend and the state trooper handing me a form and informing me there would be no charges because I didn't knock down the state's oak tree.

 ;D

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Different from when your hair caught fire?

Yeah, good luck getting the stranger to ride in your car for 3 hours to go play pinball.   ;)

Mikezilla:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on October 27, 2010, 03:34:02 pm ---

And Mikezilla - you changed the parameters after I said that!  I'm not buying into your theory that she's a complete hog.  Let's see some pics of this guy's recent girlfriends and do a comparison.  It needs to be proven that this woman is way below his usual performance levels.   :pics :pics

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haha CT that was funny. Youre right, Im just assuming she is a hog. Every chick I have ever seen drive a prius looks like she hasnt showered in a month and has longer arm pit hair than I do.

Vigo:

--- Quote from: Mikezilla on October 27, 2010, 04:25:52 pm ---haha CT that was funny. Youre right, Im just assuming she is a hog. Every chick I have ever seen drive a prius looks like she hasnt showered in a month and has longer arm pit hair than I do.

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She showers, it's just that she uses eco-friendly, "green" soap. You know, the stuff made from pine tar, alfalfa ejaculate, farm essence,  seven-year aged bok choy, socially-responsible harvested Argentinian flax....

ChadTower:

--- Quote from: Vigo the Cruel on October 27, 2010, 06:26:28 pm ---alfalfa ejaculate

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Vigo:

--- Quote from: ChadTower on October 29, 2010, 10:45:51 am ---
--- Quote from: Vigo the Cruel on October 27, 2010, 06:26:28 pm ---alfalfa ejaculate

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:laugh2: That sort of imagery is not what I had in mind, but it's even funnier and more disturbing in THAT sense. I had to leave my desk at work in order to not burst out laughing.

I actually got the term off of some dollar store lotion had something like "Eucalyptus Ejaculate" on it's ingredients. I could never understand why product would want to use that term for anything other than the obvious.

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