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The stupidity of arcade games
UberCade:
Wouldn't it be much easier to just step on the centipede and spider to destroy them? Why go through the trouble of sending a micro-sized gunship with a pea shooter to pick them off little by little?
Why is it ok to beat up women in the arcade world? (Chun-Li and Sonya anyone?) And how come there are no fat women in arcade games? They're always slim and sexy. I can't remember ever seeing a beautiful woman go looking for a fight, especially with a sumo wrestler.
How come the white side has to win 2 rounds, but the red side only has to win one? It's a white thing ain't it.
What's the point of hiding your tank behind a transparent wire frame object? And how does empty space stop a bullet?
How can the enemy agents still see perfectly even though you shot out the lights? How come if one light falls from the ceiling all the lights in the building go out? They're not Christmas lights. And how come the red door is just as bright in the dark, but the blue doors disappear?
JustMichael:
Is it just me or does Anteater have a winch for a tongue?
Don't spiders kill flies? In Black Widow if the flies touch the spider, the spider dies.
BadMouth:
In Frogger, the frog is the same size as the cars. Don't you think cars would swerve to avoid a 2000 lb frog?
I bet those giant flies do a number on windshields.
broberg:
Why does a leaf give you ears and tails from a raccoon? And why would waving your raccoon tail make you fly?
Love this thread!
Going epic ^^
Smeghead:
--- Quote from: BadMouth on October 08, 2010, 07:17:50 am ---In Frogger, the frog is the same size as the cars. Don't you think cars would swerve to avoid a 2000 lb frog?
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HAHAHAH!
Does the guy in Hypersports really hit himself in the nuts continually when he loses?
And if he can do a quadruple backflip on the winners podium on his own why does he need your help to do a triple on the vault?
Slightly off-topic but equally stupid:
and I mean this is dumb.......but the cat in the toilet?
http://www.youtube.com/v/yQNKRDFanQE?fs=1&hl=en_US