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jamesjones626:
whats some of the dumb things you guys have done as a kid?  I rememmber when i was a kid, about 10, i decided to shoot myself in the foot (with a  bb gun) just to see if it would hurt.  Well it F@#kn hurt really bad, it went through my shoe and was in my foot a bit.  I had to pop it out like a pimple.

Thenasty:
climbed a Coconut tree and went on TOP of it at the age of 9. I have climbed many coconuts tree before but that was my first going on TOP of the coconut. The reason why I did, is to get a stupid KITE stuck next to the coconut tree which was a Bamboo tree (you can't climbed bamboo tree).

Well, I got the kite allright, the problem was getting down. I sat on top of the coconut for hours thinking how can I get down from it.
While sitting and thinking, I grabed one of the coconut and ate it ( I had my bolo with me).

Nightfall is arriving and I had to get down. I finally stop shaking from drinking the coconut juice, with heart beating faster than a bullet, I finally hang on one the leaf/branch (whatever it's called) and swang my foot to grab/hug the tree. I have seen/heard older guys fell from coconut trees ending up in busted wide open stomach, but thankfully it wasn't me.

To make it more stupidier, I did it again, and again and again but not for a stupid kite, this time is for the eating on TOP of the tree. It was exciting eating up there while the tree swaying back and forth :) This all happend while I grew up in the Province side of the Philippines. No regrets NOW ! ! ! ! !  ;D

Silas (son of Silas):
I did so many stupid things as a kid, most of which resulted in me getting into trouble, breaking bones or getting into fights.

I broke so many bones one year, the hospital thought I was being abused at home and asked me if my parents hit me! Some of the highlights:

I dropped a gravestone on my leg and broke my leg in several places

I built a ramp at the bottom of a really big hill, jumped my bike really high then came off mid air and landed on my shoulder, busting my shoulder.

Built a zip slide between to really high trees using some old rope and a bit of tube to slide over the rope. Rope snapped with me in the air, landed on ---my bottom--- and knocked myself out.

Climbed out of a 3rd floor dormitory window at boarding school at night with a rope, not realising that climbing down a rope is a lot easier than climbing up it, thus getting caught

Hotwired a JCB at boarding school and took it for a spin, but couldn't work out how to turn the damn thing off, so parked it in the headmasters front garden and left it running

Thought it would be funny to fill an empty coke can with pee and give it to the headmasters son to drink. (neither he nor the headmaster saw the funny side after he drank a huge swallow)

I put purple clothing dye in the school swimming pool, but got some on my hands, so identifying me as the culprit wasn't too hard.

I removed the ballcock in the 1st floor toilet and flushed it, thinking the water would run like a waterfall down the stairs. It didn't, the water just collected above the downstairs ceiling until the plaster underneath gave way.

I picked a fight with a guy called Charlie who was beating on a younger kid. Turns out Charlie went to boxing club after school and broke my nose very effectively.

Hit Charlie back as hard as I could. Unfortunately not having Charlie's knowledge of how and where to hit someone, broke my knuckles on the back of his head.

I could go on for hours.... trouble is, some of the things I have done as an adult are even more stupid  :-\

gnateye:
i too shot myself with a bb gun in the foot, but it was i after i accidentally hit my sister witha ricochet from a bottle i was shooting at, she was crying really hard and goin to tell mom, so i shot myself to show her it really didn't hurt, oh boy was i wrong! she was laughing so hard she forgot about being hurt and didn't tattle on me either so i guess it was worth it 8)

sadly the list of dumb things i did as kid (and even now sometimes) would fill this site, it should be its own blog!

8)

jamesjones626:
I remmember when i went to summer school in the 7th grade for the first time. The princable had all of us gather in the gym (small town not to many kids in the class) and i remmember him telling us in his own words "you dont have to be here, no one is forcing you to be here you can leave at any time".  So once i heard that me and my friends were always leaving campus during our breaks and lunches to get stuff at the store.  Well one day from coming back from lunch the princable tells all 3 of us to go to his off.  He's yelling at us telling us what the hell are we doing leaving and that were here to make what we failed.  I tell him that well you said we dont have to be here and we can leave anytime we want.  He stays quiet for a few seconds, yells at us "thats not what i meant!"  We all got kicked out of summer school
 

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